In the spirit of sticking to contractual agreements, I am obliged to -

Leave a comment and I will:

a) tell you why I friended you,
b) associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc.,
c) tell you something I like about you,
d) tell you a memory I have of you,
e) ask something I've always wanted to know about you,
f) tell you my favorite user pic of yours,
g) in return, you must post this in your journal.

Except that, seeing as I'm nice and actually want people to comment, you don't have to do G if you don't wish to.
Also, I don't guarantee you'll get D answered, if I don't know you in real life especially.
Actually, I don't guarantee you'll get any of them, if I don't like you in general.
Moving on.

_{ACTUAL JOURNAL}
Mmm, some guy in Slipknot just came.
Honestly, they're all acting so amazingly prude about it.
It's always surprised me how their music is all *anarchy* *anger at society* but they're just like 'aaah, he's wanking! this is sick!' lol, whilst they all smoke weed.

In further news, I quite enjoy this new layout devART has for journals. It makes such a nice change from the usual grey-teal.
It's now pale-teal.

In extended news, I read Fight Club yesterday.
And I must say, it's on a whole other level to the movie.
Sure, he's crazy in the movie, but that doesn't nearly begin to compete with the way he's crazy in the book.
So much more happens. It's amazing!
And the end is completely different to the beginning!
Wow!

Great book. Read it.
Now, though, I'm reading All She Ever Wanted, and I haven't got very far but it's pretty sad.
This little girl is ugly and her parents don't love her! Nobody likes her!
Ahh, but the blurb says she ends up beautiful.
But oh noes! It's a horror story! So something bad's going to happen!
Something involving her past! Meaning her father!
Haha, anyways, I hope it's as good as it sounds.

We're going to the Biennale of Sydney this year, our art class is. *nods*
Not that I'm exactly sure what that entails, but there we go.
I'm pretty sure we're meant to have seen Art Express in our own time for our own personal use, but is it over yet?
I don't know.

In a further extension of news, Christopher abandoned me in 2unit!
How am I supposed to learn now? I'm crap at math!
Well, at least I know that if I fail the prelim final, I can drop to general. Mmhm.
With Mr Gardiner, the jolly round man who lets you pay absolutely no attention whatsoever, even when he's mumbling instructions out the front.

Oh noes! Skins is on tonight but my brother's not working[right fucking bastard, spoiling all my plans] so he'll be hogging the television and I have no tapes so nuuuu!
Feel my pain!
I need to find someone with a spare tape that'll tape it for me.
No, really, it's the episode where Tony sleeps with some nondescript female and *drools* it's Tony! How can you not love Tony!
Yes, anyways.

Eaurgh! I never realised just how many of the random ingredients in highly processed foods actually come from animals. DEAD animals!
Look!
You would think that they might have the courtesy to tell you these things. But who am I kidding, they don't even list "trans fats", and those are the dangerous kind.
Tsk.

Ooh, in the most amazing news yet, Australia has officially been labelled the Fattest country in the world!
How amazing is that?
But, I ask you, HOW on EARTH did we overtake America??
As in, America, fast-food nation extraordinaire. America, land of the fatties. Fat Planet.
You know, A m e r i c a.
Haha, no offense, but I'm in disbelief.

But sure, I guess walking down the street, it's hard to deny that every third person is borderline obese.
I mean, it's not like there's that many seriously overweight people, it's just that I'm pretty sure they use the BMI system to figure it all out, and we all know that your BMI tells you nothng.
You can be thin as a pole in a dance hall and just because you're muscly or tall or broad, or perhaps you have very large testicles etcetera, your BMI might be a few points over.
And, I'm pretty sure they didn't do a national fatty census in both countries.

I'm pretty sure that hey, maybe it's all just statistical clusters, and maybe France isn't really full of perfect bodies at all.
Maybe I don't agree with that 1/3 figure, because look at our school and any other highschools in the region.
There seriously aren't more than a handful of overweight kids.
I'm pretty sure that this "survey" they carried out was undertaken at a fat camp.
Or maybe they did it in the town with the Biggest Loser compound.
Something like that.

Or perhaps they do average weight, instead of percentage of population overweight.
Because that way you could have a few seriously obese people and the rest could be normal weight, and it would make them all technical fatty fatty boombas.
Excuse the terms.

Lol, I'm pretty sure I just rambled about fat for four entire paragraphs. Awesome.
What else is breaking news of late? *asks Rachel*
Or in Rachel's terms, "aks", because she talks like a bogan.
Well, apparently nothing interesting has happened of late.

We chose camp rooms for Jindabyne today.
For those of you not in the loop, year 11 is going to the snow next term!
Now that you understand, you should know that I'm scared of skiing.
In fact, the only time I've been in snow was when I was a baby, so I don't know what it's like.
All ridiculously freezing cold, I suspect.

Speaking of cold, my fingers are numb right now, because I just washed my hands.
I'm going to go eat now. Mum re-heated my vegetable soup from whenever it was, so yay! Warmth.
How is everybody going? If you feel like it, I'm all ears. Or eyes. You know.
Also, do you agree that Iggy Arbuckle looks like an unrolled foetus? Because he does.
Love to you!

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